The Wish game

A simple and fun game. The person above you posts a wish.


example - I wish I had a million dollars


The next person to post grants the wish but makes something go wrong.


Example - Granted, you win the lottery but on your way to cash it in, your ticket blows away.


You follow that up with a wish of your own.



I will start it off:



I wish Tobi would reveal his face.

He will in the next chapter but unfortunately somebody spilled coffee on the artwork and there is a current paper and ink shortage so there will be a change of plans and he won't reveal his face.

I wish I could fly

You are granted the ability to fly but crash into a flock of birds, a hot air baloon and then a plane.

I wish I was a ninja.

You are a ninja.... With an assassin after you


I wish I had a glass of water

You get a glass of water but it's contaminated with lead...

I wish I didn't have to eat seafood.

Granted but then I bust through your window to eat it and now you have a broken window to deal with.


I wish Kishimoto would stop giving the Uchiha a new jutsu every chapter.

He stops giving the Uchiha a new jutsu every chapter, but now Naruto gets a new one every chapter. HAHA JK HE ALREADY DOES. Instead the Uchiha finally die out completely.

I wish that the female ninja weren't all complete jokes in the manga.

There became a new akatsuki group of all female strong kick ass women but they all got killed off due to disease.... we still have the dead bodies though if ya want them

I wish I could get friday out of my head

You get it out of your head but Rebecca Black appears and starts singing 'My Moment' FOREVER!

I wish that I could buy things from Tumblr.

You can now buy things from tumbler, but everything is $1,000,000 each

I wish the sky was neon pink

The sky turns neon pink but its so bright we all go blind.

I wish I had green eyes.

You get green eyes but everyone in the world suddenly becomes color blind.

I wish I had a kangaroo.

You get a kangaroo but it ends up kicking you and running away.

I wish I had some bacon

You get some bacon but you are teleported to the middle of Antarctica... and the bacon is raw.

I wish life was like an anime (don't we all xD)

You are transported into an anime book, but you are stuck on pause forever! MUAHAHAH.

I wish I could go bungee-jumping.

You go bungee jumping but the cord breaks.

I wish I could speak every language.

You can speak every language, but you end up going mute.

I wish I could sing like Adele.

You can, but suddenly everyone in the world randomly becomes deaf including you.

I wish I were a ninja.

[That sucks. -__-]

You become an Kage of a prestigious land, but end up getting blown up by an explosive tag.

I wish that there wasn't a hungry person on the face of the Earth.

Your wish is granted. (I can't mess with this one)

I wish I looked like Kisame (No, not really. But it would be fun to creep people out.)

You look like Kisame but you are cursed and can't touch water ever again.

EDIT: I wish I was a penguin.